«Et la fête des célibataires, c'est quand?»

A Montreal-based newspaper--La Presse, if I'm not mistaken--had an article two years ago today that made an interesting point: «Et la fête des célibataires, c'est quand?» Loosely translated, this means, "And when is there a holiday for those who do not have a significant other?" Five years ago I had one; today I don't. Unfortunately Valentine's Day is a day I can't keep from coming any more than the Grinch could keep Christmas from coming...